How does a
lion greet the other animals in the field ?
'Pleased to eat you.' ! |
What's the
difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A tiger has the mane part missing ! |
What happened
to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless ! |
What do you
get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?
A stripey sweater ! |
What do you
get if you cross a tiger with a snowman ?
Frostbite ! |
What do you
get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
A stripey jumper ! |
How are tigers
like sergeants in the army ?
They both wear stripes ! |
What is the
most breathless thing on television ?
The Pink Panter Show ! |
What do you
get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog ?
A terrified postman ! |
When is a
lion not a lion ?
When he turns into his cage ! |
