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Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
A teddy boar !
What should you call a bald teddy ?
Fred bear !
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
A little bear !
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice !
Have you ever hunted bear ?
No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts !
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
Tagliateddy !
Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?
Because they'd rather go to the cinema !
What is a bear's favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala !

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