Why do bears
have fur coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks ! |
What do you
get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
A teddy boar ! |
What should
you call a bald teddy ?
Fred bear ! |
What animal
do you look like when you get into the bath ?
A little bear ! |
Why is polar
bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice ! |
Have you ever
hunted bear ?
No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! |
How do you
hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts ! |
What's a teddy
bears favourite pasta ?
Tagliateddy ! |
Why shouldn't
you take a bear to the zoo ?
Because they'd rather go to the cinema ! |
What is a bear's
favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala ! |
