Why was the
little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim ! |
What do you
call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear ! |
Why do polo
bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place ! |
What kind of
money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly ! |
How do you
start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go ! |
What do Alexander
the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names! |
What do polar
bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger ! |
What do you
get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre ! |
What's yellow,
comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin ! |
What do you
get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh ! |
