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Aardvark Jokes

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two aardvarks!
What does the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!
What does an aardvark get when he overeats?
Ant-digestion!
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
An aard-shark!
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?
Frank Sinostril!
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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