Who loves hamburgers,
French fries, and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark! |
What is uglier
than an aardvark?
Two aardvarks! |
What does the
aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark! |
What is the
difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller! |
What does an
aardvark take for ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer! |
What does an
aardvark get when he overeats?
Ant-digestion! |
What does an
aardvark keep in his aquarium?
An aard-shark! |
Who's the aardvark's
favorite female vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant! |
Who's aardvark's
favorite male singer?
Frank Sinostril! |
What are the
aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant! |
