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Aardvark
Jokes
| Aardvark and
no play makes Jack a dull boy! |
A man wanted
a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a
number he found and an elderly lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.
"They're £6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only £5
each." |
How do you
define an aardvark?
Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater! |
Which aardvark
holds the speed record?
The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Aardvark
Aardvark Who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles ! |
Did you hear
about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard |
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