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Aardvark Jokes

Aardvark and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.
"They're £6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only £5 each."
How do you define an aardvark?
Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Aardvark
Aardvark Who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard

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