no play makes Jack a dull boy!
|A man wanted
a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a
number he found and an elderly lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.
"They're £6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only £5
|How do you
define an aardvark?
Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
holds the speed record?
The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Who's there ?
Aardvark Who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
|Did you hear
about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard
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