How many aardvarks
can ride on an elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk! |
What did the
impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir! |
What do you
call a Polish aardvark?
A Polaark! |
Who has a long
nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
The Lone Aardvark! |
Who is the
Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?
Tanto |
What will an
aardvark become if you throw it into the sea?
Wet. |
Two aardvarks
watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire. |
Patient: Doctor,
Doctor, I keep seeing flying aardvarks.
Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
Patient: No, I just keep seeing flying aardvarks. |
If your aardvark
lost his (or her) tail where would you get another one from?
A Retail Shop. |
Customer: I'd
buy that aardvark, but it's legs are too short.
Pet Shop Owner: Too short? They all touch the floor don't they? |
