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Aardvark Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!
What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A Polaark!
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?
Tanto
What will an aardvark become if you throw it into the sea?
Wet.
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing flying aardvarks.
Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
Patient: No, I just keep seeing flying aardvarks.
If your aardvark lost his (or her) tail where would you get another one from?
A Retail Shop.
Customer: I'd buy that aardvark, but it's legs are too short.
Pet Shop Owner: Too short? They all touch the floor don't they?

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