|How many aardvarks
can ride on an elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
|What did the
impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!
|What do you
call a Polish aardvark?
|Who has a long
nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
|Who is the
Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?
|What will an
aardvark become if you throw it into the sea?
watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Doctor, I keep seeing flying aardvarks.
Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
Patient: No, I just keep seeing flying aardvarks.
|If your aardvark
lost his (or her) tail where would you get another one from?
A Retail Shop.
buy that aardvark, but it's legs are too short.
Pet Shop Owner: Too short? They all touch the floor don't they?