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Aardvark Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got ants in his pants!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A yardvark!
What do you call an road construction aardvark?
A tarredvark!
What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A starredvark!
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?
A paredvark!

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