Why can elephants
swim - and aardvarks can't?
Aardvarks don't have trunks! |
What did the
aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! |
Who won the
animal race?
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark
won by a nose! |
Why does mama
aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner! |
When is an
aardvark jumpy?
When he's got ants in his pants! |
Why do aardvarks
make undesirable neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people's business! |
What do you
call a three-footed aardvark?
A yardvark! |
What do you
call an road construction aardvark?
A tarredvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark astronaut?
A starredvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark that's good at golf?
A paredvark! |
