What do you
call an aardvark that's just won a fight?
A well 'aardvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?
A vark! |
What do you
call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?
A barredvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark in a frying pan?
A lardvark! |
What do you
call a pickled aardvark?
A jarredvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark that plays poker?
A cardvark! |
What do you
call a thick-skinned aardvark?
A hardvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark good with a light saber?
A darthvark! |
What do you
call an aardvark that writes poems?
A bardvark! |
