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Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?
A well 'aardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?
A vark!
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?
A barredvark!
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?
A lardvark!
What do you call a pickled aardvark?
A jarredvark!
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?
A cardvark!
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?
A hardvark!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?
A darthvark!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?
A bardvark!

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