What's worse
than a giraffe with a sore throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles! |
What does an
aardvark use when he has a cold?
An ant-ihistamine! |
What command
does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
Snout about! |
What does the
aardvark take sailing?
An aard ark! |
How do ants
hide from aardvarks?
They disguise themselves as uncles! |
Why do aardvarks
like to talk to ants?
They can stick to the subject! |
Why was Easter
the aardvark's favorite holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs! |
What has 200
legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks! |
Where does
the aardvark family always come first?
In the phone book! |
What do you
call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
A snout bout! |
