than a giraffe with a sore throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!
|What does an
aardvark use when he has a cold?
does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
|What does the
aardvark take sailing?
An aard ark!
|How do ants
hide from aardvarks?
They disguise themselves as uncles!
|Why do aardvarks
like to talk to ants?
They can stick to the subject!
|Why was Easter
the aardvark's favorite holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
|What has 200
legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
the aardvark family always come first?
In the phone book!
|What do you
call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
A snout bout!