Welcome to AnimalJokes.co.uk

You'll find hundreds and hundreds of animals jokes here, old and new, about all of your favourite creatures!

Such as...

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the Pooh!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
With a mouse warming party!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A terrified postman!

and

What do cats read in the morning?
Mewspapers!

Cat jokes, dog jokes, elephant jokes and much much more! Just click on the links to the left and enjoy the site!

Note to parents and teachers:- This site is suitable for readers of all ages! No bad language or offensive jokes!